Alligator Wisdom – Joke

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Two alligators, basking in the swamp’s warmth, engaged in an unusual conversation. The smaller gator squinted up at his larger companion. “How can you be so much bigger than me?” he wondered. “We’re the same age, and we were the same size as kids.”

The big gator chuckled. “Well,” he drawled, “what have you been eating?”

“Politicians, same as you,” the small gator replied matter-of-factly.

The big gator leaned in. “Where do you catch them?”

“Down the other side of the swamp, near the parking lot,” the small gator confessed.

Curiosity piqued, the big gator pressed on. “And how do you catch them?”

A mischievous glint danced in the small gator’s eyes. “I crawl under one of their fancy Lexus cars,” he explained. “I wait for them to unlock the car door. Then I leap out, grab them by the leg, shake the living daylights out of them, and devour ’em!”

The big gator’s laughter echoed across the murky water. “Ah!” he exclaimed. “I think I’ve figured out your problem. You’re not getting any real nourishment. You see, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there’s nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.