Confessional Box – Joke

Confessional Box - Confessional Box - Joke

A guy goes into the confessional box, after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters & sits down.

There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses,

the best vestry wine,

Guinness on tap,

cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby,

and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies – who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears the priest coming and says …

“Father, forgive me, its been a very long time since I’ve been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be”.

The priest responds,

“Get out, you idiot !! You’re on my side !!! “