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Dear sir, I am writing To your request for additional information, in block 3 of the accident report form. I put poor planning as the Cause of my accident, you asked for a full explanation, so I hope this will be sufficient.

I’m a bricklayer by trade and on the day of the accident I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building.

When I had completed my work I realised I had some bricks left over which when weighed Later, Were found to be in excess Of two hundred and fifty kilos.

Rather than carry them down. I decided to lower the bricks in a barrel using a pully Which was attached to the building on the sixth floor.

Securing the rope at ground level i swung the barrel out and preceded to load the bricks. I then back down to ground level and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks. You will note that in Block eleven of the accident report form that I weighed seventy kilos.

Due to my surprise, at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate of knots up the side of the building.

In the vacinity of the 3rd floor, I met the barrel that was proceeding down at an equally impressive speed. This explains the fractured skull minor abrasions and the broken collar bone, as listed in section 3 of the accident report form.

Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent not stopping until the fingers on my right hand was two knuckles deep, into the pully. Fortunately, I managed to gain some presence of mind and held on to the rope tightly despite the pain, due to my fingers being stuck in the pulley.

At approximately the same time, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom of the barrel fell out. Now devoid of the of the weight of the bricks, the barrel weighed approximately 20 kilos, I refer again to my weight seventy kilos.

As you can imagine i commenced a rapid descent down the side of the building. In the vacinity of the third floor I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the 2 fractured ankles, the broken tooth and the multiples lacerations on my legs and lower body.

Here, my life seemed to change slightly. They encounter with the barrel seemed to lesson my grip, which unfourtunatly, caused me to fall into a pile of bricks. Fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked.

I’m sorry to report however, that as I lay on the bricks in pain, unable to move, I once again lost my Composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope. I lay there watching the empty barrel hurtle down towards, then on top of me causing the two broken legs.

I hope this answers your inquiry.