Is Everything Alright – Joke

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A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “Give me a double shot of whiskey NOW” even before he reaches the bar stool.

“Everything OK?” the bartender asks the patron while preparing his drink.

“Jesus! No,” says the patron. “I just found out my brother is gay and that he’s been secretly in love with my best friend for over 5 years!”

“Oh man,” the tender says, “that’s messed up. So sorry about that.”

A few days later, the same man enters the bar again, even more flustered than before. “Give me a double of what I had last time.” So the bartender places 2 glasses in front of him, each with 2 shots of whiskey.

”Man, you OK?” The bartender asks again. “Looks like you’re having a rough week!” he adds.

“Oh, God! If you only knew,” replied the patron. “My nineteen year old son just came out as gay and he stole his sister’s boyfriend from right under her nose! The house is in complete turmoil.”

During the weekend, the same patron entered and told the barman, “Man just bring the whole bottle of whiskey and a glass.”

Shaking his head in disbelief, the tender asks, “Doesn’t anyone in your family prefer women?”

Downing a glass and then another, the patron looks at the barman and says, “Yes. Apparently my wife does!”