Silent S*x – Joke

Silent Sx - Silent S*x - Joke

John and his wife are living in an apartment complex and they make love pretty regularly.

Every night when they do it the wife moans uncontrollably.

One day, John’s old neighbour, Peter approaches him.

“Hey John, Uhm, I don’t know how to tell you this, but every night when you make love to your wife me and the rest of the neighbours can hear her moan and she’s a bit too loud.

“I am sorry Peter. But I’m sure it’s not that bad.”

“Trust me, it is. It keeps us awake. Could you please do something about it?”

“What do you suggest sir?”

“I don’t know, maybe put your hands above her mouth to stop the noise.”

“I will give it a try tonight Peter.”

The night comes and John starts making love to his wife again, this time, however, he puts his hands over her mouth to stop the moaning.

1 hour into the s*x and he screams.

“How is this Peter, is this better?”

The neighbour hears him and responds

“Yes, that’s good”.

Another hour passes and John asks again:

“What about now, how is this? is this good?”

Peter wakes up and answers him again

“Yes John, that is alright, keep it going”.

After another hour John wants to hear the neighbour opinion and asks

“Peter, you sure this is good enough?”

Peter wakes up and screams

“Shut up already, the neighbours think you’re f*cking me”.