The Little Detective – Joke

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A mother was driving her young daughter to a play date at a friend’s house. During the ride, the little girl became curious.

“Mommy,” she asked, “how old are you?”

The mother replied, “Honey, it’s not polite to ask a lady her age.”

Undeterred, the little girl tried again. “How much do you weigh?”

“Now really,” the mother responded, “those are personal questions and really none of your business.”

Still not satisfied, the little girl asked, “Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?”

“That’s enough questions, young lady! Honestly!” the mother exclaimed, clearly exasperated.

The conversation ended there, and the two friends began to play as soon as they arrived. “My mom won’t tell me anything about herself,” the little girl complained to her friend.

“Well,” her friend replied, “all you need to do is look at her driver’s license. It’s like a report card; it has everything on it.”

Later that night, the little girl proudly told her mother, “I know how old you are. You’re 32.”

The mother was surprised and asked, “How did you find that out?”

“I also know that you weigh 130 pounds,” the little girl continued, leaving her mother shocked.

“How in Heaven’s name did you find that out?” the mother asked.

“And,” the little girl said triumphantly, “I know why you and Daddy got a divorce.”

“Oh, really?” the mother asked, intrigued. “Why?”

“Because you got an F in sex,” the little girl declared.