The Misunderstood Cowboy and the Blondes – Joke

The Misunderstood Cowboy and the Blondes - The Misunderstood Cowboy and the Blondes - Joke

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it’s only fair, given that you’re blind, that you know five things:

1. The bartender is blonde, and has a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde.

3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman, with a black belt in karate.

4 The woman sitting next to me is blonde, and a professional weight-lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde, and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’