The Unyielding Cowboy in the Amarillo Theater – Joke

The Unyielding Cowboy in the Amarillo Theater - The Unyielding Cowboy in the Amarillo Theater - Joke

The cowboy sprawled across three plush seats in the elegant Amarillo theater. The vigilant usher approached him, whispering, “I apologize, sir, but you’re entitled to only one seat.” The cowboy groaned but remained immobile. The usher’s patience waned. “Sir, if you don’t vacate those seats, I’ll have to summon the manager.”

Ignoring the usher’s plea, the cowboy continued to groan. Undeterred, the usher returned with the manager, both attempting to dislodge the cowboy from his luxurious perch. Their efforts proved futile. Frustrated, they called the police. The officer assessed the situation and inquired, “What’s your name, buddy?”

“Sam,” the cowboy moaned.

“And where are you from, Sam?”

With a pained voice, Sam replied, “The balcony.”