Wanting The Impossible – Joke

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A guy was walking along a beach in California when he stumbled on something.

He bent down and picked it up and it was an Arabian lamp.

He proceeded to wipe the sand off when a Genie appeared.

The Genie seemed to be angry and said “This is the third time that I’ve been disturbed this week, so you’re only going to get one wish instead of three, so you’d better make it a good one!”

The man thought for a minute and said, “I’ve always wanted to visit Hawaii, but I get sea sick, and I’m afraid of flying, so I wish that you would build me a bridge so that I can drive over.”

The Genie exclaims “You’ve got to be out of your mind!

Think about the logistics, all of the steel that would have to be sunk in the ocean and all of the asphalt!

That’s too hard, think of something else.”

The guy thinks again and says, “You know, I’ve been married and divorced three times and each time, they say its because I don’t understand them. So I wish to be able to understand women, know what they’re thinking when they’re quiet…”

The Genie says interrupts him saying “Stop right there! Did you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?”