What Is The Difference Between ‘Wife’ and ‘Girlfriend?’ – Joke

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A grandson, noticed his grandpa who looked rather tensed. So to break the ice, he asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school.

What is the difference between ‘Wife’ and ‘Girlfriend?’

Grandpa thought for a minute and Simplified the explanation like this ;

Listen Son:

‘Wife’ is like a ‘TV’ and ‘Girlfriend’ is like a ‘MOBILE.’

At home you ‘watch’ TV,

but when you go out you ‘take’ your MOBILE.

Sometimes you ‘enjoy’ TV, but most of the time, you ‘play’ with your MOBILE.

TV is (as good as) ‘free’ for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don’t ‘pay,’ the services will be ‘terminated.’

TV is ‘big, bulky’ and most of the time ‘old,’

But the MOBILE is ‘cute, slim, curvy, replaceable’ and ‘portable.’

Operational costs for TV is often ‘acceptable’

but for the MOBILE, it is often ‘high’ and ‘demanding.’

TV has a ‘remote’

but MOBILE ‘doesn’t.’

Most importantly, MOBILE is a ‘two-way communication’ (you talk and listen), but with the TV, you ‘MUST only listen’ (whether you want to or not)!

Last but not least!

Yet TVs are superior because TVs don’t have ‘viruses,’ but MOBILES often ‘do’

And mobiles can be easily ‘hacked’ or ‘stolen.’

‘Take Care Stick to TV only’